Impossible to Figure
Stories to Challenge a Mind, Amuse a Few, and Send a Shiver Down the Spine of Others
by Annie M

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Sick of the lies? Why not laugh at the truth. ANNIE M delivers four fictional stories wrapped in a raw reality, sewn together with threads of humour. This is a dark comedy—more the antithesis of misogyny... and then some [insert sinister snicker here]. The natural diversity of life; those innocent souls that have been devalued, dehumanized, demonized and denied—they will be uplifted. The words will strike a chord and ring true, empowering the soul. This book is about vindication and, more importantly, validation as to the existence of others on this planet. Impossible to Figure is a Canadian book, written by a real Canadian, with true Canadian values in mind. 300 pages of different. Please enjoy responsibly.

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"Move over King, there is a new Queen on the block. And she keeps Hannibal as a pet!" Jodie F., Rabid Squirrel Catering "Deeply disturbing, yet wildly witty. Recommend the book to all my patients." Dr. Bernie, Gruntle’s Sanatorium and Day Spa "A very dark comedy. Time well spent." Sgt. Connie D., Lakehurst Correctional Institute "Laughing out loud while scared silly. Great company beside the fireplace!" Rev. Jimmy, See the Light Crematorium "The greatest gift. Human evolution unstuck." Tayrie, Army Surplus Leftover

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Annie M. was subjected to a childhood of hate, threats, physical and psychological abuse. An innocent soul was deliberately, and permanently, maimed for life. Constantly denied care by those who should have cared the most, conform or else. They called it a right. They called it family values. Regardless, her adult years centered around community service. A degree in Applied Science, certified in Emergency Medical Care, Occupational Health & Safety, and Canadian Public Health Inspections, she has remained steadfast, working to improve the wellbeing of others. Surrounded by endless lies and corruption, exhausted from the programmed ignorance and blatant discrimination, she retired early. Now parked in British Columbia, days are spent writing humorous fictional stories, irritating journalists with ferocious emails, and talking to the animals. Locals call her the rabbit whisperer. It is to laugh.

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